Today, I discovered how to completely offend a 3 year old boy.
Stage: Our house
Time: 7:32 AM
Actors: Javin and Julie. Side giggles from the girls.
Plot: Time to leave to take the girls to school.
And click of the whatcha~dos~it.
Javin sits on the couch inhaling his second cereal bar.
Julie: Come on baby, it's time to take your sisters to school.
Javin: Hops up off the couch, comes over to his mommy, chest puffed out, a bit red in the face and declares.
I Is NOT A BE BE!!!
I is a BIG BOY!!!
I go potty in da baffroom and I no pee in my bed. While he wildly gestures his fat little "hinger" towards his room and the bathroom.
I has big boy cups not BE BE ONES!
AND, and, and, I is NOT a BEBE!!
You is BEBE!!
Julie: Sighs and mentally thanks the girls for teaching him that one.
Julie: Hey, calm down Javin!!!! I didn't mean that YOU are a baby, it's like sweetheart or sugar or honey and My name is Mommy!
Javin: I know, you mommy, me JaBin, NOT bebe.
Julie: Sorry honey, I didn't mean it the way you thought.
Javin: S ok mommy, you no call me bebe, I no call you bebe.
Julie: Ok, we're late, let's go.
Oh, the joys of being the mother of a strong willed 3 year old boy with man pride.