Monday, November 16, 2009

My sign on name "I'mtheMommy"

I thought I'd explain why I picked this sign on name.

It's because, because I'm the mommy and I said so wouldn't fit, so I had to shorten it.

When you stop and think about it, this is the answer to the known universe, at least my universe.

Why do I have to eat this? Easy, because I'm the mommy and I said so.

Why do I have to pick up my toys? Again. Perfect answer.

Why do we have to keep Javin?

Again TA DA! Then, I follow up with the he's your brother and even if you hate him you have to love him, that's how siblings work bit.

Why do YOU get to eat chocolate at 8:30 at night and I don't?

Once again here's the answer, except you have leave off the "b/c I said so" part.

I'm telling you, it answers most any question.


Maybe it's just because I say it nine hundred and forty two thousand times a day?

Who knows.....

Either way, it fits.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

and HEREEE'S Javin!

I'm doing up the dinner dishes, he is supposed to be headed for the shower.


Yes, Jav (he's stark naked).

Wook at my boo ye.

I see your booty, why isn't it in the shower?

Youuuuu shake woo boo ye!

Shake woo boo ye!

Shake woo boo ye!

As he shakes it for all he's got.

After the shower I tried everything I could think of to get him to sing in for the camera, he got a bit side tracked but you get the action anyway.

And that Ladies and Gentleman is a day for me hangin out with this little dude all day. The only thing we are missing is.

Mommmmyyyy, I is hundary!!

Javin you've had enough to eat.

But MOMMY I is ree ry hundary!

Javin you have eaten,
2 cereal bars
a glass of orange juice
a pancake on a stick
a bowl of grapes
2 bananas
and eggs
you can not possibly be hungry you've only been awake 3 hours.

Mommy, I is STAR-BIN!

He looks it, right?