Javin after he first got talking fairly well.
Javin: MOMMYYYYY, I haz coookie.
Me: No baby, it's 9 am, you can't have a cookie.
Javin: but I wants coooookie!!!!!
Me: Sorry dude, no cookie.
Javin: You're a me me.
Javin: You're a ME ME.
Me: I'm a what?
Javin: a ME ME!!!!!
Me: Did you just call me a meanie?
Javin: huh huh *his version of uh huh*
Me: Well that might be true but you still aren't getting a cookie.
Javin: as he walks a way under his breath.....me me.
Me and the girls in the truck on the way home from the grocery store, radio is on, Lady Gaga comes on.
Jade: I want to take a ride on a disco stick too.
Vivie: What's a disco stick?
Jade: You know, they have them at parades and they are silver they twirl them around.
I FINALLY got my voice back.
Me: No Jadey, that's a baton.
Jade: Oh, well then what's a disco stick?
Me: ummmmm she made the word up.
Jade: Well what does it stand for?
Me: LOOK Fire Truck!!! As I swore I would only listen to country music in the truck from now on.
Me and the girls at the grocery store again.
Most of you know Vivie is TINY, she is 6 years old still wearing a 4T and weighs in at a whopping 37 lbs. Javin weighs more than she does at this point.
I set her in the cart, I put my purse next to her.
Me: Viv, do mommy a favor and if anyone tries to take my purse yell, really loud, Ok?
Vivie: No mommy, if someone tries to take your purse, I'll just punch dem in da eye!!!!
Me: Well, alrighty then!